Funny Quotes and Jokes for Every Living Moment

More or less, we know the benefits of laughter. Laughter boosts the immune system and improve the body's resistance to disease; relieves pain, anxiety, irritation, stress, anger, grief, and depression; lowers blood pressure; improves breathing; loses weight; improves alertness, creativity, and memory; builds good relationships and enhances self-confidence; and also can help us handle the unexpected with ease.

There are many ways to create opportunities to laugh, and reading funny quotes or jokes is the easiest one.

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A funny quote a day, keeps the doctor away!

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Top 10 Favorite Funny Quotes:

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1. A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
~ Oscar Wilde
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2. Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
~ Voltaire
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3. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
~ Mark Twain

4. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
~ Louis Hector Berlioz
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5. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
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6. Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
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7. It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
~ Harry S. Truman

8. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
~ Will Shriner
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9. He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
~ Chuck Tanner

10. Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
~ Woody Allen
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