Funny Athlete Quotes


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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
~ Evan Esar
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Every professional athlete owes a debt of gratitude to the fans and management, and pays an installment every time he plays. He should never miss a payment.
~ Bobby Hull
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Ask any athlete: We all hurt at times. I'm asking my body to go through seven different tasks. To ask it not to ache would be too much.
~ Jackie Joyner-Kersee
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In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.
~ Julianne Moore
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I'm not just a model who plays volleyball, or a volleyball player who supports herself modeling. I'm a female athlete personality.
~ Gabrielle Reece
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We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
~ Mike Newlin
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Israel is one of the easiest places to play ball. When I say easy I am referring to the easy lifestyle an athlete has while in Israel. It's very easy to get around the country, because it's so small.
~ Michael Kennedy
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There has never been a great athlete who died not knowing what pain is.
~ Bill Bradley
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The doors fly open when you're a professional athlete.
~ Dennis Rodman
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The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
~ Douglas William Jerrold
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