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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
~ Matthew Broderick
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~ Irena Chalmers
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Making the decision to have a child -- It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~ Elizabeth Stone
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
~ Milton Berle
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
~ Carl Sandburg
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
~ Gallagher
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Children reinvent your world for you.
~ Susan Sarandon
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It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
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Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.
~ Marcelene Cox
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
~ Mark Twain
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