A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
~ Mark Twain
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
~ Barbara Johnson
A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too.
~ Erica Jong
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
~ David Ogilvy
If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.
~ Teresa Bloomingdale
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
~ Bill Cosby
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
~ Lawrence Housman
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
~ Barbara Christine Seifert
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
~ Charles Dickens
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.
~ Brad Pitt