Funny Bank Quotes


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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
~J. Paul Getty
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
~ Bob Hope
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Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top: I want to take us to the bank.
~ Don King
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
~ Johnny Carson
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The job of the Central Bank is to worry.
~ Alice Rivlin
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
~ Paula Poundstone
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A parent being called to the school because their child had misbehaved was as serious as a parent being called to the police station because their child had robbed a bank.
~ Martin Lewis Perl
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It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
~ Willie Sutton
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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
~ Rita Rudner
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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
~ Bertolt Brecht
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All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.
~ John Dillinger
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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
~ Dan Quayle
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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
~ Steven Wright
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Alleviating poverty would be the Bank's overarching objective.
~ Lewis Thompson Preston
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~ Woody Allen
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But music can save your life sometimes. It probably saved me from working in a bank or something. That's a kind of salvation right there.
~ Richard Thompson
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I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.
~ Ethel Merman
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.
~ Ezra Pound
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I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?
~ Jean Baudrillard
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