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I don't need drugs to make my life tragic.
~ Eddie Vedder
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Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
~ Clifford Stoll
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
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I take it to be a principle rule of life, not to be too much addicted to any one thing.
~ Terence
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
~ Fran Lebowitz
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There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.
~ Martin H. Fischer
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Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is.
~ Angel Cordero, Jr.
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be. alcohol or morphine or idealism.
~ Carl Gustav Jung
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
~ Jim Morrison
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Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
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Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain.
~ Allen Ginsberg
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All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.
~ W H Auden
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