Funny Engagement Quotes


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My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.
~ Elizabeth Taylor
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I've been trying to get through to the speaking clock. Well, it's engaged. Well, it's been engaged for ten minutes. How is this possible? My wife isn't talking to it.
~ John Cleese
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To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.
~ Oscar Wilde
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An engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant as the case may beAn engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant as the case may be.
~ Oscar Wilde
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~ Anonymous
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My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement.
~ Sally Poplin
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I like it, but it’s yellow, and I’m like, I didn’t want yellow for my engagement ring.
~ Paris Hilton
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But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me.
~ Dinah Sheridan
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I have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory.
~ Jules Asner
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I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
~ Oscar Wilde
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