Funny Exam Quotes


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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
~ Woody Allen
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To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam.
~ Jennifer Granholm
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Before I got Doctor Who, I went to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I went back to take the final grade exam, which is the grade you have to take before you can take the teacher's diploma.
~ Sarah Sutton
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I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
~ Mary Leakey
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I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage.
~ Dame Edith Evans
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I mark a script like an exam, and I try not to do anything under 50 per cent. Similarly with the part. And also film is a peculiar thing, parts don't necessarily read in script form anything like as well as they can do when it comes to materialising.
~ John Hurt
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
~ George Carlin
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
~ H. L. Mencken
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Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
~ Charles Caleb Colton
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
~ Terry Pratchett
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