Funny Exercise Quotes


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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
~ Mark Twain
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
~ Joey Adams
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
~ Joan Rivers
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Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
~ Cher
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Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
~ George Sheehan
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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
~ Joan Welsh
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The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down."
~ Rita Rudner
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Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich
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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
~ Marsha Doble
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Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not seem to think it illogical to drive automobiles to gyms while doing their best to avoid walking.
~ Dave Wilson
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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
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Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
~ Henry Ford
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It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor.
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
~ Phyllis Diller
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Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
~ Norman Mailer
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An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school.
~ David Walters
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I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
~ Alec Yuill Thornton
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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
~ Chris Adams
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Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.
~ Vivian Stanshall
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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~ Neil Armstrong
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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
~ Robert M. Hutchins
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SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
~ SIOUXSIE Q
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Complaining about dieting and exercise burns off extra calories.
~ Daniel L. Worona
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