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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~ Thomas A Edison
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried.
~ Rule of Failure
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Success has many fathers, failure is a mother.
~ Jeanne Phillips
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Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
~ Knute Rockne
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Nothing succeeds like - failure.
~ Oliver Herford
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I always turn to the sports page first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
~ Earl Warren
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I had a mother who taught me there is no such thing as failure. It is just a temporary postponement of success.
~ Buddy Ebsen
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If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously!
~ Cate Blanchett
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If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
~ Bill Lyon
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The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.
~ Agatha Christie
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
~ Bill Cosby
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Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them.
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
~ Cyrus H.K. Curtis
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
~ Quentin Crisp
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Failure is inevitable. Success is elusive.
~ Steven Spielberg
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