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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
~ Bernard Shaw
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Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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A family vacation is one where you arrive with five bags, four kids and seven I-thought-you-packed-its.
~ Ivern Ball
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
~ Laurence J Peter
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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
~ Bertrand Russell
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Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
~ Robert Frost
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
~ Paul Lynde
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If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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