Funny Family Quotes


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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
~ Evan Esar
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Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they usually do a good pruning job.
~ O A Battista
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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
~ Erma Bombeck
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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
~ Francis Bacon
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
~ George Burns
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
~ Leo Tolstoy
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
~ Erma Bombeck
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
~ Penelope Lombard
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In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
~ Margaret Laurence
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.
~ Robert Frost
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