Funny Father Quotes


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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

~ Bill Cosby
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My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo.
~ Bob Monkhouse
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
~ Enid Bagnold
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To her the name of father was another name for love.
~ Fanny Fern
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Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.
~ Anne Geddes
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My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.
~ Peter De Vries
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
~ Bill Cosby
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
~ Red Buttons
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."
~ Harmon Killebrew
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