Funny Friday Quotes


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If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
~ Noel Coward
4.30
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I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
~ Ann Diehl
4.30
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It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
~ American Proverb
4.28
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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
~ Unknown
4.28
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Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.
~ Byron Pulsifer
4.28
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
~ Richard Nelson Bolles
4.28
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
~ Ogden Nash
4.27
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Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
~ Richard Nelson Bolles
4.27
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Henry Youngman
4.27
10
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting
~ George Carlin
4.27
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People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to ‘The Art of Happiness’ by the Dalai Lama.
~ Carmen Electra
4.27
12
Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night.
~ Jim Mitchell
4.26
13
Fridays are not 'pants optional.
~ Nancy Cartwright
4.26
14
Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.
~ Karen Kain
4.26
15
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
~ Unknown
4.25
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Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
~ John Shirley
4.23

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