Funny Gymnastics Quotes


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Gymnastics is the type of sport where you can't take something that gives you more energy. Something may be great for the vault, but then you have the bars after it and you have to be more sedate for that.
~ Shannon Miller
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Chess is intellectual gymnastics.
~ Wilhelm Steinitz
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Anyway I will go same road because I, I was born in gymnastics. This is my, how to say, my life and my duty.
~ Olga Korbut
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Let us describe the education of men. What then is the education to be? Perhaps we could hardly find a better experience of the past which expresses the body than gymnastics. I believe, in gymnastic, for the body and music for the mind.
~ Plato
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How many people in the world is, each of them is individual. And I like to eat bread, somebody don't like that. You know this is the same in gymnastics.
~ Olga Korbut
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I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
~ Victoria Jackson
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And we realized that it was kind of a starting point for gymnastics, to go professional, and also to just get a lot more of the audiences in the arenas on the off years, in the years that we're not in the Olympics.
~ Shannon Miller
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In gymnastics, the longest routine you do is a minute and a half, and that's pretty tough to get through.
~ Shannon Miller
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Because up to sixteen years old you feel gymnastics more. You can show your emotion, grace, like woman gymnastics, not kid's gymnastics. I feel I have good shape, and I can do it elements everything, but, it's not competition for me.
~ Olga Korbut
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We typically don't choose our athletes until about a month prior to the Games because anything can happen.
~ Shannon Miller
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