There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson.
I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
~ Dave Barry
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
~ Lenny Bruce.
My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.
~ Evelyn Waugh.
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
~ James Arthur Bladwin
Your sons weren't made to like you. That's what grandchildren are for.
~ Jane Smiley
Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.
~ James C. Dobson
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
~ Erma Bombeck
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
~ Fran Lebowitz
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~ Henry Fielding