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There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson.
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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
~ Dave Barry
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When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
~ Lenny Bruce.
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My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.
~ Evelyn Waugh.
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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
~ James Arthur Bladwin
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Your sons weren't made to like you. That's what grandchildren are for.
~ Jane Smiley
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Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.
~ James C. Dobson
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
~ Erma Bombeck
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
~ Fran Lebowitz
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When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~ Henry Fielding
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