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Funny Learning Quotes


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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
~ Mark Twain
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I am not young enough to know everything.
~ Oscar Wilde
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If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.
~ Ashleigh's First Law
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
~ George Burns
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There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
~ Bertrand Russell
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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.
~ e.e. cummings
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
~ Albert Einstein
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I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.
~ Winston Churchill
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What you don't know will always hurt you.
~ Peter's Observation
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Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
~ Elber Hubbard
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Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
~ Mark Twain
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The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
~ Harold Coffin
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Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
~ Garrison Keillor
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
~ George Bernard Shaw
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All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
~ Samuel Butler
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