Funny Life Quotes


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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
~ Joey Adams
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My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
~ Josh Billings
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
~ Woody Allen
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Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
~ Everett McKinley Dirksen
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
~ Woody Allen
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
~ Robert Frost
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking Do you want fries with that?
~ John Cleese
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
~ Carl Sandburg
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
~ Oscar Wilde
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