Funny Management Quotes


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Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.
~ Paul Hawken
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So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
~ Peter F. Drucker
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
~ Casey Stengel
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Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.
~ Stephen R. Covey
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No business in the world has ever made more money with poorer management.
~ Bill Terry
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A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him.
~ H. S. M. Burns
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Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
~ Peter F. Drucker
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Most people do not receive nearly enough appreciation. How can this be when appreciation is free, easy, and readily available? All you have to do is speak. Go give some away now.
~ Rhoberta Shaler
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The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
~ Ronald Firbank
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If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
~ Casey Stengel
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