Funny Mother In Law Quotes


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Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.
~ Mark Twain
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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
~ Henny Youngman
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My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said: 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'.
~ Bob Monkhouse
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
~ Joan Rivers
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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
~ Henry Louis Mencken
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The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.
~ James George Frazer
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Tommorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it.
~ Les Dawson
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Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
~ Brooks Hays
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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
~ Henry Youngman
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
~ Les Dawson
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