Funny Office Quotes


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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
~ Arthur Baer
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
~ Charles Lamb
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Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
~ Patrick Murray
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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
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If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.
~ Albert Grant
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
~ Robert Orben
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Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.
~ Douglas Adams
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.
~ Oscar Wilde
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Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.
~ John Imhoff
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
~ Joey Adams
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The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.
~ Dwight Morrow
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
~ William Archibald Spooner
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
~ Bertrand Russell
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If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
~ Claude McDonald
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I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
~ Dorothy Gish
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
~ Edgar Bergen
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly, I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
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I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
~ Clarence Darrow
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
~ Cannon's Law
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The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
~ Bove's Theorem
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