Funny Parenting Quotes


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Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
~ Rebecca Richards
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
~ Sam Levenson
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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
~ Oscar Wilde
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
~ P.O'Brien
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I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
~ Harry S Truman
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Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
~ Oscar Wilde
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
~ Homer Simpson
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In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.
~ Benjamin Spock
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People who spend half their time wondering how their children will turn out, and the rest of the time when they will turn in.
~ Eleanor Graham Vance
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Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.
~ Bruce Lansky
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