Funny Parenting Quotes


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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
~ Michael Levine
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
~ Douglas Adams
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
~ Gore Vidal
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You can't scare me. I have children!
~ Garfield
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My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
~ Billy Connolly
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A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he’s always apologizing, his children are monsters.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
~ Woody Allen
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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants.
~ Shakespeare
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It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
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