Funny Psychiatrist Quotes


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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
~ Arnold H Glasgow
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
~ Tammy Faye Bakker
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
~ Woody Allen
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My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
~ Amanda Bearse
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~ Joey Adams
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It is doubtless true that religion has been the world's psychiatrist throughout the centuries.
~ Karl Menninger
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If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.
~ Marshall McLuhan
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In fact, they recapitulate the story of Christianity word for word, like the inevitable course of some unsightly disease: criminal ignorance, brutish stupidity, self-righteous bigotry, paranoid fear of outsiders. For the cultist, psychiatrists, the media, Government agencies have become Satan incarnate. Like the fundamental Christians, they have to be right.
~ William S Burroughs
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We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.
~ Lesley-Anne Down
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