Funny Running Quotes


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I eat whatever the guy who beat me in the last race ate.
~ Alex Ratelle
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When I first started running, I was so embarrassed I'd walk when cars passed me. I'd pretend I was looking at the flowers.
~ Joan Benoit Samuelson
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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~ Neil Armstrong
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I've always felt that long, slow distance produces long, slow runners.
~ Sebastian Coe
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
~ Jumbo Elliott
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I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
~ Johnny Gray
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
~ Wendy Liebman
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Life is short... running makes it seem longer.
~ Baron Hansen
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If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didn’t run hard enough.
~ Steve Jones
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Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, "Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?"
~ Peter Maher
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
~ Will Rogers
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If you want to become the best runner you can be, start now. Don't spend the rest of your life wondering if you can do it.
~ Priscilla Welch
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
~ Mike Royko
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
~ Rita Rudner
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Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count.
~ Barry Magee
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There is no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.
~ Bill Bowerman
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
~ Erma Bombeck
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You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can't know what's coming.
~ Frank Shorter
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The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.
~ John Bingham
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