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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
~ Will Smith
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Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.
~ Bruce Lee
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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
~ Clarence Darrow
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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
~ Oscar Wilde
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You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
~ John Cleese
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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
~ Oscar Wilde
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A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
~ Mae West
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
~ Oscar Wilde
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
~ Rowan Atkinson
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History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
~ Karl Marx
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