Funny Sister Quotes


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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
~ Oscar Wilde
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My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.
~ Mitch Hedberg
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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
~ Charles M. Schulz
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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
~ George Brett
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Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.
~ Rudyard Kipling
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I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
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If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
~ Linda Sunshine
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Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
~ Pam Brown
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
~ Woody Allen
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
~ Linda Sunshine
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