Funny Student Quotes


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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
~ A. Lawrence Lowell
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I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.
~ Bruce Lee
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I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that's one of the reasons for campus unrest.
~ Kent McCord
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
~ Mark Twain
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My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
~ Emo Philips
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
~ Frank Zappa
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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't.
~ L. L. Henderson
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
~ Craig Kilborn
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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
~ George W. Bush
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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The perfect going-away gift for a college student-athlete. A dictionary.
~ Dave Anderson
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