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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
~ Tom Lehrer
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
~ Arthur C. Clarke
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
~ H. L. Mencken
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[on filing for tax returns] This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.
~ Albert Einstein
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The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
~ Judith Martin
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq.
~ Conan O'Brien
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There is no such thing as a good tax.
~ Winston Churchill
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
~ Will Rogers
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Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.
~ Lord Bramwell
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[A tax loophole is] something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.
~ Russell B. Long
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.
~ Fran Lebowitz
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If the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further.
~ G. Guttman
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The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.
~ John S. Coleman
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
~ Herman Wouk
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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
~ Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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