Funny Vacation Quotes


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I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time.
~ Matt Damon
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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.
~ Marcelene Cox
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I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
~ Mary Crosby
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
~ Earl Wilson
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
~ Steven Wright
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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
~ Bob Newhart
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I didn't get the degree because in my last year, for my thesis film I made a feature called Permanent Vacation and they'd given me a scholarship, the Louis B Mayer fellowship and they made a mistake.
~ Jim Jarmusch
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A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic.
~ Max von Sydow
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For me, making films is like being on vacation, it's a nice walk. But theatre is like mountaineering. You never know whether you're going to fall off or make it to the top.
~ Isabelle Huppert
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I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque to me than a vacation.
~ Dustin Hoffman
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
~ Robert Orben
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Growing up, all I did was work and vacation, but I loved it, no one pushed me into anything. The thing was I developed no special skills. I don't have any resentment because I am a performer and I've always felt that, but it did take its toll socially.
~ Dana Plato
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I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.
~ Elizabeth Pena
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